Tiger Woods Unconscious After Major Marital/Car Crash

Swedish model Elin pulls him from possibly two wrecks

Published on November 28, 2009 by Media Office (OfficialWire) ORLANDO, FL

Dr. Dan Budenz

A Major Cover Up Seems To Be In The Works

The saying around here is “Florida is the New California”. I moved away from California years ago and on behalf of my fellow Floridians, “we strongly resemble those remarks!” 34-year-old golf superstar Tiger Woods sliced into a fire hydrant and created a hole in one – right into his Isleworth neighbors tree at 2:30am Orlando time.  

Woods $100 million plus annual income will help him keep this incident the same as his huge Yacht’s name -“Private”.

Was his wife Elin at the crime scene because she heard the crash (all the way up the driveway inside their fortress of a home at 2:30am?) or did she crash the back window of his big Cadillac with a golf club during a domestic dispute that spilled outside? Windermere police report “Elin broke his back window in order to unlock the doors prior to pulling him to safety.”

Officers found him lying in the street. OK mechanics help me with this one – it’s a Cadillac not a VW Beetle right? Woods was unconscious and bleeding from his mouth and scratches on his face. The Florida Highway Patrol went to interview him but where reportedly turned away by Elin because according to Website TMZ, “he was sleeping.”  

Earlier Website TMZ had reported scratches on Tiger’s face alleged to have occurred after a fight with Elin. TMZ suspects the cause of this domestic dispute is a suspected affair Tiger was involved in during the Australian Masters Tour on November 17th and his trip to China. The National Enquirer is fingering Rachel Uchitel as coming between the woods and their two children. She denies the allegations.